TeknoSpazz
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Post by TeknoSpazz on Oct 28, 2007 20:18:56 GMT -5
Rules for this thread: Only list one game, and max 5 things about it.
I'll start.
Mario: Turtles stand on two legs, Mushrooms have eyes, (as does everything else) and they make you grow ten feet tall. And the hero is a fat italian plumber.
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Post by Bardpado on Oct 28, 2007 20:28:15 GMT -5
I don't really think this'll catch on quick, but what the heck!
Pokemon R/S/FR/LG/E:
You need special shoes to run. Bikes can't go in really tall grass. Tiny holes become super-special-awesome giant caves. A computer is immediately placed in that super-special-awesome giant cave. Swimmer trainers never get tired, disappear or get eaten by wild Pokemon.
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Post by Crawdaunt PWNS! on Oct 28, 2007 20:33:31 GMT -5
Mushrooms have eyes, (as does everything else) hum... The Banjo-Kazooie series is much worse... My turn: In the Banjo games, Kazooie needs a special pad to fly, both need a spacial pad to separate from each others, they need too see someone to use special shoes... And they beat the first part of the final boss by answering in a quiz >_>
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Post by Forci S. on Oct 28, 2007 20:55:14 GMT -5
...Oh boy. *Cracks fingers* Original Megaman: -Nobody ever tries to go get Wily aside from a single blue robot (not counting Protoman), even after he's tried to take over the world so many times that a plan to counter him should be second nature by now. -There's always exactly eight robots there ready to fight Megaman after the first game, and they always stick to a set attack pattern. -Spikes are an instant-kill in the game when it seems that it should be insanely easy to just grab onto the side of the spikes before even touching them (especially those huge ones like in Needle Man's stage). -The bosses always have a weakness to another robot's weapon, when Wily SHOULD have learned his lesson after the first time. -Megaman never tries to just go after the mad scientist right off the bat, instead going after the underlings and giving the mad scientist (usually Wily) time to set up defenses in his fortress. - ......Oh, only five? ...Blast. I don't really think this'll catch on quick, but what the heck! Pokemon R/S/FR/LG/E: You need special shoes to run. Bikes can go in really tall grass. Tiny holes become super-special-awesome giant caves. A computer is immediately placed in that super-special-awesome giant cave. Swimmer trainers never get tired, disappear or get eaten by wild Pokemon. (You forgot to mention how a simple small & should-be-easy-to-jump hedge is enough to stop your character from continuing.)
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Post by Shinji-kun on Oct 29, 2007 0:58:44 GMT -5
Add to Mega Man : -Wily always wants you to refight robots you fought before (In MM 3, that's huge 16 robots, because you fight MM2 robots as well... ) -Enemies don't get hurt on impact (That's the thing that makes me go @)(!$)$@!( in every game - Why enemies hurt you and you don't hurt them?!) -Mega Man didn't know how to slide before MM 3 -Wily always have the SAME flying ship, and he always use his *Open ship, have fun with his eyebrows, close ship, fly to his fortress*, and he NEVER had less than 2 phases (Sometimes 3.) -And I always guess, WHY WILY WON'T SEND MORE THAN ONE ROBOT MASTER TO FIGHT YOU AT ONCE?! Ah, and there are so utterly useless time stoppers vs. Bosses - Why don't they work...
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Post by Bardpado on Oct 29, 2007 10:12:53 GMT -5
-And I always guess, WHY WILY WON'T SEND MORE THAN ONE ROBOT MASTER TO FIGHT YOU AT ONCE?! Ah, and there are so utterly useless time stoppers vs. Bosses - Why don't they work... Why do you think they fixed that in MM Zero? The Twin Beetles and Baby Elves. Plus the also fixed it with Gemini Man and Split Mushroom. MMBN 6 Falzar & Gregar: Why do the copybots always run-out of battery just after you finished the mission. Where did Megaman get another copybot when Iris was in hers (When MM went berserk). How could Baryl get beaten by 3 punks when he had military training. Blastman is just a giant toaster. Talk about design! I believe that this was the first time they removed a mission from the original game.(Not weird, but it's a first.)
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Post by Forci S. on Oct 29, 2007 14:39:34 GMT -5
Add to Mega Man : -Wily always wants you to refight robots you fought before (In MM 3, that's huge 16 robots, because you fight MM2 robots as well... ) -Enemies don't get hurt on impact (That's the thing that makes me go @)(!$)$@!( in every game - Why enemies hurt you and you don't hurt them?!) -Mega Man didn't know how to slide before MM 3 -Wily always have the SAME flying ship, and he always use his *Open ship, have fun with his eyebrows, close ship, fly to his fortress*, and he NEVER had less than 2 phases (Sometimes 3.) -And I always guess, WHY WILY WON'T SEND MORE THAN ONE ROBOT MASTER TO FIGHT YOU AT ONCE?! Ah, and there are so utterly useless time stoppers vs. Bosses - Why don't they work... To add even more: -Wily has enough resources to build a giant fortress, but can't build a Robot Master much larger than Megaman (Hyper Storm.H doesn't count). -Dr. Light took three games to tell Megaman that he had a brother -Wily was never executed between MM6 & MM7. It was never even mentioned. -When they first met, Bass told Megaman that he had been fighting Wily while Megaman "was away", but Wily had been in jail the whole time up until literally under 5 minutes beforehand. And, with complete credit to the video's owner: -WHY CAN'T WILY JUST BUILD AN INESCAPABLE ROOM FILLED WITH SPIKES? ...Now, keep in mind that we're still only on the original series... Why do you think they fixed that in MM Zero? The Twin Beetles and Baby Elves. Plus the also fixed it with Gemini Man and Split Mushroom. Multiple targets = INSANE damage from "Kuuenzan" in MMZ. Plus, Gemini & Split Mushroom were still technically one boss each.
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Post by Crawdaunt PWNS! on Oct 29, 2007 14:49:31 GMT -5
And, with complete credit to the video's owner: -WHY CAN'T WILY JUST BUILD AN INESCAPABLE ROOM FILLED WITH SPIKES? . Haaaa. so you saw the video ''Dr. Wily Fails at life'' huh? Best part: Bass: What you mean him Wily: What are you blabbering about...? Crap he got out Zero: The first victim of the robot appocalypse says what... Wily: What? Bass: *sigh* Wily: awww fff... BOOM DUN DUNNNN! GUTSMA'S @$$
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Post by Forci S. on Oct 29, 2007 14:51:20 GMT -5
Yes, I have seen it.
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Sights
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Post by Sights on Oct 29, 2007 15:39:12 GMT -5
Oh dear. This is great.
FF8: One character (forget his name) weilds a harpoon that's the size of a boat anchor. To attack, he throws it at the enemy, and then has to run over and get it, AND THE ENEMIES LET HIM! Because it's his turn, I guess.
FF7: The fact that the hero carries a 5 foot buster sword that probably weights 200 pounds. Also the fact that he carries a sword at all. Isn't this supposed to be the future?
Also, the Aeirs death paradox. Just hit her with a Pheonix Down! She'll get better!
Guilty Gear: Bridget. Just, wow. What kind of sick, deranged parents would raise their body as if he were a girl?!
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Post by Shinji-kun on Oct 29, 2007 16:24:37 GMT -5
1 - Flinching. Sure, Mega Man dies from ONE touch from spikes, but if he is flinched, he can walk freely for 2-3 seconds. What the...? 2 - Gyarados - Flying pokemon that can't learn single Flying attack (Aerial ace is exception IIRC, but I'm not sure). 3 - Chrono Trigger - Well, Prehistoric people cannot use magic. Sure... BUT HOW THE HELL THEN CAN ROBOTS USE IT?! 4 - Normal sword dealing higher damage than guns - HELL YEAH. 5 - Fist dealing higher damage than powerful spells - HELL YEAH. 9999 crit is lol at FIST.
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Post by Crawdaunt PWNS! on Oct 29, 2007 16:30:40 GMT -5
In pokemon
-Receiving a Fire attack, but doesn't get burned. -Ice Deals Weak damage to water (while it should instantly frezzes it) -Gligar Being Ground-Flying -Wailord being Able to breed with Skitty -The fact that no one react when you use a legendary -In Emerald, the fact that in the Battle Frontier, the Legendary are banned, yet, some Frontier brains break's this rule (Anabel having the Legendary cats and Brandon having the Regis)
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Post by Onishiba on Oct 29, 2007 16:51:17 GMT -5
Guilty Gear: Bridget. Just, wow. What kind of sick, deranged parents would raise their body as if he were a girl?! "The reason for his feminine and, at times, androgynous appearance, is that he is the second of twin boys born in a village where twins of the same gender are said to bring bad luck. To hide this fact, he was raised as a girl." By the way, you people all seem to not be able to read: Not more than one game to list. For me: Guilty Gears, as well - Why does May, a little girl, flinch an anchor around as her weapon like it was made out of foam? - And how is she able to summon dolphins in the middle of nowhere, like... an airship? - Why are Anji Mito's fans changing size? - Is A.B.A's key-weapon in pain when used for beating other people up? - How did Venom dye this eye-symbol into his hair?
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Post by Forci S. on Oct 29, 2007 17:26:12 GMT -5
-In Emerald, the fact that in the Battle Frontier, the Legendary are banned, yet, some Frontier brains break's this rule (Anabel having the Legendary cats and Brandon having the Regis) (Only the Uber Legendaries are banned, like Mewtwo. Non-uber legends like the Regis & Birds are still allowed.) By the way, you people all seem to not be able to read: Not more than one game to list. *points to early lists*
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Sights
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Post by Sights on Oct 29, 2007 17:27:46 GMT -5
Guilty Gear: Bridget. Just, wow. What kind of sick, deranged parents would raise their body as if he were a girl?! "The reason for his feminine and, at times, androgynous appearance, is that he is the second of twin boys born in a village where twins of the same gender are said to bring bad luck. To hide this fact, he was raised as a girl." By the way, you people all seem to not be able to read: Not more than one game to list. Whoops, my bad. Sorry, really really tired. Also, that explanation kinda makes sense, I guess. Not that a lot of things make sense in that game. Anyway, here's some more: FF8: The Gunblade. It's a five-foot sword duct-taped onto a pistol grip. And it vibrates when you pull the trigger, which causes more damage, somehow. I mean, what the hell? 1. If you swing something that hevay with such an inappropriate grip, all you're going to do is break you wrist! 2. Why couldn't they have made the gunblade actually cool, and treat it like the Tool option in FF3 (or 6)? Remember, one character had the option to either attack normally, or use his crossbow? Think about how that would play out. And that's not even the worse one. The worst weapon in FF history has to be Rinoa's Blaster Edge (not so sure on the name). It's a bladed ring mounted on her wrist, and she fires it, and it comes back to her like a boomerang. Already, this is physically impossible. But the real kicker is her limit break, the dog cannon, where the dog jumps onto the wrist launcher, and she fires it at the enemy using her rage. I'm sorry, that's beyond rediculous. Does she not care about the dog? How the hell can an 80 pound dog balance itself on her wrist? And furthermore, how does a dog to the face hurt more than the bladed ring that she already uses?
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