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Post by lynxeliwood on Dec 3, 2008 0:07:14 GMT -5
Got to go with B.
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Post by Weegee on Dec 5, 2008 1:53:28 GMT -5
E it is. (LOLSECRETOPTION)
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You punch Speed Racer in the face, causing him to bleed profusely from the jaw. You also tell him that bacon is the secret ingredient, that there is no bacon left in the world, and jump in the Protomobile and drive off. Hell, you pulled off all four story stuffs!
Anyway, you drive off to the left. Eventually you hit a desert where you seem to run into two odd fellas sitting in the road. One of them's stout and is wearing a poor boy's cap as well as a cheaply made red sweatshirt under tattered overalls. The other's rather tall and doesn't wear a hat, but wears essentially the same clothing, only his sweatshirt is an interesting shade of jade. You pick 'em up and ask them for their names.
"Them for their names?" you ask quite literally.
"We are the famous Mario Brothers! We were off to look for the answers to get out of this place," Red says.
"Good thing I have a car," you reply.
"Indeed," Green says. You pass over an adobe bridge, where the landscape turns very green. The bros start talking to each other.
"Nice of Blues to allow us to carpool, eh Luigi?" Mario asks.
"I hope this thing gets high miles to the gallon," Luigi says. You stop and see a small house with a note pinned to it.
"Luigi, look!" Mario rips the note off and starts to read it. It goes:
"Dear pesky plumbers and Blues,
The Koopalings and I have taken the all-knowing sage that lives here and has made him a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare ya to find him if you can!" Mario looks over at you. "We gotta find the sage!"
"And you gotta help us!" Luigi says, pointing to you.
What do you do?
A. Help 'em. B. Reject and kill 'em. C. Send Link. D. CHECK THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.
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Post by DivineAll on Dec 5, 2008 2:31:16 GMT -5
Oh great... a Hotel Mario reference... Definitely don't want to help them, read the instruction book, or send Link in to do that crappy game experience.
The obvious one for me is B. KILL!
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Post by Onishiba on Dec 5, 2008 6:07:08 GMT -5
I choose E: Go to Gamelon to help them and take the Triforce of Courage to protect you. If you don't hear from yourself in a month, check the inclosed instruction book and send Link.
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Post by Kain on Dec 5, 2008 13:03:03 GMT -5
F. Go to the hotel and pull a Rick Roll on them, then kill everyone while they're still confused, then interrogate the sage and kick his ass when he's done talking. >_>
C.
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Post by Hot-Hit on Dec 5, 2008 13:03:34 GMT -5
D. I'm suspecting Ye Flask(or something) is in it...
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Post by Rukifellth on Dec 6, 2008 14:32:30 GMT -5
D says C
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Post by Giga on Dec 7, 2008 21:59:19 GMT -5
D. =D
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Post by Weegee on Dec 7, 2008 23:50:57 GMT -5
Apparantly, three for D. Although I like Fay's answer, sacrifices must be made.
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You decide to check the enclosed instruction book. AND BEHOLD! YE FLASK! AND LINK! The enclosed instructions clearly states that Link is normally silent, but talks when a line is appropriate.
"So now what?" You ask.
"I... I don't know," Luigi says.
"I'll go grab my stuff!" Link says.
"Ugh. Self-referencing," you say. All of a sudden, Link whistles and Gwonam appears before the lot of you.
"Hello to the ya'll of ya'lls. I am Gwonam, the King's official magician and scout. And I am to take you to the place where the all-knowing sage is," he says.
"The place where he's being kept?"
"Yes."
"Hot damn, that's useful," you say. "Where's he being held?"
"He is before you," Gwonam says.
"..."
"Great!" Link exclamates.
"What, you expected something different, Blues?" Gwonam asks.
"Yes. This is just anti-climactic."
"But the king is in utter danger!"
"Now there's a plot that I can work with." Gwonam brings out some parchment and points at it.
"The prophecy states that only three people can ride this rug at a time."
"Some prophecy."
"You must choose your companion to fly with you."
Do you choose:
A. Mario and his FIRE FLOWERS. B. Luigi and his, when evolved into Weegee, STARE OF DESTRUCTION. C. Link and his MASTER SWORD. D. Morshu and his BOMBS.
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Post by Rukifellth on Dec 8, 2008 0:06:54 GMT -5
B,B,B, and B.
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Post by Onishiba on Dec 8, 2008 4:54:41 GMT -5
Albeit A and B are very inviting, as well, I'm gonna go with D.
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Post by Bardpado on Dec 8, 2008 7:31:46 GMT -5
C...
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Post by Hot-Hit on Dec 8, 2008 13:46:59 GMT -5
D, for the bombiness... Whatzittooya?!
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Post by Shinji-kun on Dec 9, 2008 1:09:39 GMT -5
Bee.
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Post by Weegee on Dec 12, 2008 23:30:27 GMT -5
5 for B and two for D. And Morshu is needed! So it's ADMIN time!
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You decide to pick Mama Luigi AND Morshu. You believe they will help you the most. Gwonam refuses to take you anywhere with two people. So you kick him off the rug. NICE.
Anyway, you fly off to the Ganon's lair where you believe the king is being held. You search throughout and find Ganon.
"Join me, Blues, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will die!"
GOOD THING YOU PICKED MORSHU.
"No, not the BOMBS, it buuuurns!" And he explodes. You head to the main prison room where you see Harkinian dressed in his formal rags.
"Good thing you found me." He looks up. "Because YOU MUST DIE!" He pulls out a bazooka with the term "DINNER BLASTER" etched into the side of it.
WHAT DO YOU DO? (Choose your Poop weapon wisely, Persian, as this is the final battle. Each has a weakness, but the power of YouTube is strong in you.)
A. SHOOP YOUR WOOP!- Although the greatest weapon in the world, it takes a while to CHARGE UR LAZER. B. WEEGEE STARE- Perhaps more devastating than an atomic bomb, but will destroy everything, including YOU. C. ROFLCOPTER- It goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI, but is not an effective weapon. D. NEW VOLVIC REVIVE- It contains Volcanicity! Drench your foes in boiling lava! But what if he JUMPS?!? E. PINGAS- Eww. Not effective, but creepy. F. LAMP OIL, ROPE, BOMBS!- Allow Morshu to reak havoc! BUT WHAT IF HE DIES?!?!? G. YOUR FACE- IT BUUUURNS!!! H. RICK ROLL THAT A-HOLE- It rhymes! And will not do damage. I. PIT OF DEATH- Because this is Sparta. BUT WHAT IF IT ISN'T?!?!? J. WTF BOOM- WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOM. K. MAMA LUIGI's SECRET WEAPON!- You didn't tell me you had a secret weapon, Luigi! "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"
L. UNLEASH POOP!- Unleash every power YouTube Poop has to offer. NO! That has never been tested!
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