Create Your Own Story: Fay's Search for the Past

[Weegee]

This thread is meant to be less of a clone and more of a revival now that Rekai is... well, gone.

So yes. This is the brand new Create Your Own Story Thread, patented by Rekai and stolen by me. The rules still apply. I make the first one, you vote. I make more story 'til you lose. If you lose, then another CT can take on a story if they so choose. If they don't, I take over again. So let's have teh fun.

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So yes. You are Blues. You are sad, but you don't exactly have any reason to be. It must be those existential blues everyone talks about. You decide to do something fun to perk your spirits up. What do you do?


A. Go find and beat the crap out of Megaman.
B. Go find and beat the crap out of Forte.
C. Go find and beat the crap out of a cybersquirrel.
D. Go find and bang the crap out of Serenade.
E. All of the above.

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Now it's up to you, Challenge Takers! Choose wisely!

[Onishiba]

No possibility to bang the crap out of Forte? D'awww... =(

[Barrell volt]

E!!! =D.

[Shinji-kun]

Bang Serenade.

[Weegee]

Looks like a tie between E and D. But that basically means two for... D. Goodie.

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You figure the best pleasure to undo sadness is the sexual kind. You decide to go find Serenade and bang her a new one. You head to the Undernet where Japanman lays still bleeding from the neck and Darkman from the yayplace. You stick your sword in Darkman, just to watch him squirm.

"You're still alive?" you ask.

"Yes. And if you're looking for Serenade, she's been sick as of late," Darkman answers in a high voice.

"I see. Wait a second...what kind of sickness? After all, the only viruses on the net are fightable ones. Except the Zero Virus. And that's dead."

"The cyberflu. Symptoms include stomachache, nausea, vomiting and numbness."

"I see..."


Do you:

A. Press on and do it with barfmouth.
B. Walk away and go kill something.
C. Eat the magic banana laying next to Darkman I forgot to mention.
D. Poke Darkman again.

[Crawdaunt PWNS!]

I vote B

[Shinji-kun]

C definitely sounds interesting...

[Onishiba]

Nov 25, 2008 0:54:41 GMT -5 Shinji-kun said:

C definitely sounds interesting...

[Weegee]

C 'tis.

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You see a banana that is laying next to Darkman. You decide to grasp it and proceed to eat it.

"No! You must not do that! That is a-" Darkman starts.

"Land mine? I know," You rudely interrupt.

"No, it's laced with-" Darkman starts again, but you're too focused on eating this fruit. Seconds after eating the banana, Darkman starts fading into colors. I think you just got high. Off a banana.

Ye find yeself at yonder crossroads. In front ye see ye FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

A. Go NORTH
B. Go SOUTH
C. Go DENNIS
D. Get ye FLASK.
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[Giga]

South, so B.

[Shinji-kun]

GET THE FLASK!

[DivineAll]

DENNIS!!!

[TeknoSpazz]

I say Dennis!

[Weegee]

Dennis it is.

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You decide to go DENNIS. You see a beggar Navi with a sign that crudely reads Dennis.

"And who might you be?" You ask.

"Is Jonas," the Navi replies.

"Your sign says Dennis."

"Is lies."

"I see," you reply. You notice ye flask behind the sign. "What's that?" you ask.

"Is flask."

"I know that. Why do you have the flask?"

"Is mine."

"Could it kill you to use correct grammar?"

"Is curse."

"I see."


What do you do?

A. Ask Jonas for ye flask.
B. Steal ye flask from Jonas.
C. Create a distraction for Jonas to steal ye flask.
D. Commence trollspeak with the peasant.

[Onishiba]

I love that beggar Navi. But trollspeak is so tempting... D:

I say C.