Now, for the official drop.
Dear:
[_] Inferior being
[_] Troll
[X] n00blet
[_] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Other (Please specify):
You are being flamed because:
[_] I don't do Battle Network 1-3
[_] I don't do BN4: Blue Moon
[_] I don't do BN5: Team Colonel
[_] I don't do BN6: Cybeast Falzer
[_] I don't hack battles
[_] I don't do Bass Omega in BN5. Go away.
[_] Nebby Omega with THOSE restrictions? HA HA HA.
[_] vs. Protoman and Colonel
[_] vs. All Link Navis
[_] I don't do DKC2 or 3's Lost Worlds
[_] Impossible challenge, this is
[_] This Challenge fails/sucks/is too boring to do (would be 0-rated)
[X] You already have a challenge on my list
[_] lol Challengelock
[_] You exist
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[_] You haven't read the Rules or Guidelines
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] The English language wants its virginity back
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] You made love to my cat
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[_] Other:
In Punishment, You Must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Watch Teletubbies
[_] Read the ****ing Rules
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines again
[_] Try and Pity Mr. T
[_] Call Captain Falcon and inform him he sucks
[_] Make love to Ralph Nader
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Challenge Samurai Jack to a battle to the death.
[_] Call up Rekai and tell him that Captain Falcon/Death Note/Ninjas suck.
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify):
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Fwee
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[_] Never post again
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] n00b
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] kthxbai
[_] LURK MOAR!!
[_] Go die in a fire.
[X] Fourty-two.
[_] OBJECTION!!
[_]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw[_]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU[_]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fHNBq4ILw[_] All of the above
[_] Other
Signed:
[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free CT forum.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Your worst nightmare
[_] Humanity
[_] Your cat
[X] Me, stupid
[_] Jinjo.
[_] Other
