Ugh, Fay, I'm borrowing your list here. I'll make a one soon, but it desperately needs one right now.
Dear:
[_] Inferior being
[_] Troll
[x] n00blet
[_] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Other (Please specify):
You are being flamed because:
[_] I don't do Omega Navis in BN3
[_] I don't do BN4: Blue Moon
[_] I don't hack battles
[_] I CAN'T fight Bass GS/Omega in BN3 again
[_] I CAN'T fight Serenade/Omega in BN3 again
[_] I'm only doing Bass in BN1
[_] I don't do any other Final Boss besides LifeVirus
[_] vs. Protoman and Colonel
[_] vs. All Link Navis
[_] This character(s) will die with those restrictions
[_] I only do one level, otherwise the videos will be too long
[_] Impossible challenge, this is
[_] This Challenge fails/sucks/is too boring to do (would be 0-rated)
[_] You already have a challenge on my list
[x] lol Challengelock
[x] You exist
[_] You posted a Religious Thread
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] SmileyMan can't be in more then 2 places at once
[x] You haven't read the Rules or Guidelines
[x] You made baby Jesus cry
[x] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] The English language wants its virginity back
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Your parents are related
[_] You and your wife are related
[_] You dated my sister(She's dead btw)
[_] You made love to my dog
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[_] Other
In Punishment, You Must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Watch Teletubbies
[x] Read the ****ing Rules
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines
[_] Read the ****ing Guidelines again
[_] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[x] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Make love to Ralph Nader
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Eat my ass
[_] Grind a rail on your sack
[_] All of the above
[x] Other (Please specify): Confess that you are a witch to the Spanish Inquisition
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Fwee
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[x] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] n00b
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] kthxbai
[_] LURK MOAR!!
[_]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4[_]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fHNBq4ILw[_] All of the above
[x] Other (............................................)
Signed:
[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free CT forum.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Your worst nightmare
[_] Humanity
[_] Your cat
[_] Me, stupid
[x] Other (As this list is Fay's, I'm signing this as myself.)
and 0 chips. No invisibles. You can only attack if he hits you with an attack.
